The scream is pure. It was horrible to do, it was really horrible to do, because it had to come from somewhere; otherwise it would’ve meant nothing.Andrew Garfield on his most difficult scene in Never Let Me Go.
![[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fttsTT2z1qa5ff2o1_r1_500.png)
[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)
WHY ISNT THERE A HUGE FANDOM FOR A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
no really tho why not that fandom would be fucking awesome, everyone would be volunteer fire fighters and would have the fucking eye tattoos on their ankles and talk in couplets
dont pretend you don’t get the references
because i know
you
do
WHY DOESN’T THIS EXIST
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Remember the iCarly episode when Carly and Freddie have sex?
When I was thirteen, I went on a date with my first ever boyfriend to see the film RV. Midway through the film, he proceeded to bite my knee for a minute straight and when he was done, he informed me that I had just had “one-third of an orgasm”. Not knowing any better, I agreed that, yes, I had just had one-third of an orgasm and I thanked him. We then watched the rest of RV in silence.
“I don’t mind the white people moving into the neighborhood. They’re like the Indians—they came in peace. And they brought some Whole Foods with em’. And Fleetwood Mac. Plus the police don’t break up our block parties anymore.”
Okay they’re tweeting on the @Q102philly twitter so it would be good to go hard again now.
“@Q102Philly Ian Rice is the rightful winner of your contest. http://ghostnoting.tumblr.com/post/23837624816/okay-ive-been-refraining-from-the-ian-deserves”
