Whimsical Sarcasm

confusedtree:

In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists

At the palace

At the palace

hungrylikethewolfie:


I walk into a room, and for this industry, I’m impossibly tall. When they find it hard to pair you up with the opposite sex, then what’s left for a woman? Either you’re the ball-buster or the not-so-attractive girlfriend standing by the lead. I mean, traditionally not so attractive. Because you have your starlets and then you have their best friends who are these character actresses. When you fall within the cracks, you thank God for sci-fi, because they’ll give you a gun, and they’ll say, ‘Go over there and conquer that world. You kick some ass, girl!’

Gina Torres for ANY AND EVERY FUCKING ROLE SHE WANTS

hungrylikethewolfie:

I walk into a room, and for this industry, I’m impossibly tall. When they find it hard to pair you up with the opposite sex, then what’s left for a woman? Either you’re the ball-buster or the not-so-attractive girlfriend standing by the lead. I mean, traditionally not so attractive. Because you have your starlets and then you have their best friends who are these character actresses. When you fall within the cracks, you thank God for sci-fi, because they’ll give you a gun, and they’ll say, ‘Go over there and conquer that world. You kick some ass, girl!’

Gina Torres for ANY AND EVERY FUCKING ROLE SHE WANTS

Waiting for kanye’s new video

Waiting for kanye’s new video

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

#columbia #manifest #ccc #livewhatyoulove

#columbia #manifest #ccc #livewhatyoulove

If only I was a skinny pretty white girl, then the world would be in the palm of my hands

whoissugar:

escapedgoat:

roropcoldchain:

slay-z:

mariavontraphouse:

il-tenore-regina:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

malanga-coco:

youarenotyou:

crackerhell:

milesjai:

A MESS

girl

girl

grl

girl

grl

grl

gl

gl

gl

stop

good lord

Oh shit lmao!!! Yall really got me rollin in the doctors office

Oh sweetie….no girl. That’s not the look. 

LMFAO OH MY GOD

BABY NO

SO YOU JUST GON NOT INVITE YO PINKY TOES TO THE FUNCTION?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

WTF YO?

Besides the fact that she looks like she’s wearing a tube top with a duvet cover, why the fuck are her pinky toes segregated from the rest of her toes? What is this apartheid shit

You know what…

okay i lost it at “apartheid shit”

oh my fucking god

i bought a crop top today

embracin’ the chub

aww man

the swimsuit i ordered yesterday is all out of stock and my order got cancelled 

:((((((

Waiting for my last class of the semester

Waiting for my last class of the semester

angelicpity:

My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again

so for my last class today, we all decided to drink in class

plus we had class outside

i got pretty fucking drunk

guess what i just bought?

guess what i just bought?

mpreg on the cta

mpreg on the cta